The Return of the Gay Knight

For my satire group, and for Will; a fairy tale

To a fanfare of horns
The young knight returned
With a tale of slain dragons to tell
The princesses blushed
And the old queen flushed
And the gay knights were happy as well

He had cast down his cross
From the height of his hoss
And left the thing there where it fell
For the great and the good
Were in need of the wood
To stoke up the fires of hell

He’d only been back for a moment before
He was begging a poke with a pardon
And a giggle, and “Push!”
From a quivering bush
Could be heard from the end of the garden

No need for a graven memorial stone
Or the ring of a funeral bell
The young knight was back
And well up for the crack
And all in the kingdom was well

© Gail Foster 2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Lewis  Avatar
September 2, 2016 at 7:02 PM
Funny mate very funny haha haha still laughing :)
Ficklin Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 7:25 AM
This is excellent - I enjoyed reading this piece... Very well written. :)
Foster Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 7:02 PM
Thanks, Lucas. It was fun to write. All the best to you.
Godwin Avatar
June 11, 2016 at 5:27 AM
I adore your creative and entertaining write. Imagination and cleverness both shine thru. Well done ... CayCay
Foster Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 7:01 PM
Thank you very much, CayCay, I'm glad you liked it.
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