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The Real Bottom Line

Really can't believe my good fortune
This tale I'll do my best to shorten
The real bottom line
Was her yummy behind
It definitely relieved my damn boredom

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Russell Sivey

November 25, 2013 at 4:44 AM

Ha ha, you are a joker aren't you my friend? Just kidding, you are a very funny man though Jack! That would relieve your boredom though now wouldn't it? This is a wonderful write! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! What a grand piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

November 26, 2013 at 4:39 PM

I is, I is! A joker through and through! LOL

Andrea Dietrich

November 24, 2013 at 2:53 PM

excellent funny!! I bet you have seen those weird shorts some girls wear that say on the bottom of them "juicy"

Jack Ellison

November 24, 2013 at 3:20 PM

OH YEAH!!! Naughty but nice! LOL Hugs xoxox

Carol Eastman

November 24, 2013 at 10:09 AM

Ah! My online comments perked you up! Thank God you got back online. I had to hold onto Dragon. He wanted to fly up to see you... He was so worried! Didn't think I could hold him down much longer... Had to roll him over on his tummy- And rub it- and tickle him- and scratch him behind the ears... Hard to fly with little wings bouncing around as he laughs... Works every time, tho... You might let Cathie in on his secret... In case he gets away with the penguins, all wanting to go North... LOL

Jack Ellison

November 24, 2013 at 11:12 AM

Love bottoms of the female variety of course! I could sit and look (fidget) at em all day!!! LOL Don't tell Dragon, but Cathie's in love with him!!! xoxoxox

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