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Shame I'm not producing a 'turd' book, but two books of poopy and silly bawdy poems is enough! 3/9/26

THE QUEEN OF POOP PUSHED ANOTHER POEM OUT!

a slimy brown turd
lurks deep in the toilet bowl
guess it’s a Kling on!

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Robert Pettit

April 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM

This is the epitome of "toilet humor".

Terry Flood

April 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM

If fame and fortune ever come your way, Jan. You’ll never need to sign your work. You have a style all of your own… And we love it. if Arthur Negus (?) was still with us, he’d say…. ‘And here we have what can only be an Allison, circa 2026 and I have to tell you, Sir… this crap is priceless!’ ;-)

Andrea Dietrich

April 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM

Good and funny. Spock not here to enjoy it

CayCay Godwin

March 24, 2026 at 10:53 AM

Oh, you dirty little ditty writer, I hope the words easily popped and dropped without crampage or a ring around the bottom problem. I TRULY HOPE your books sell, you do crap better than anyone, you excel in that type of sh*t and deserve to profit w/o blockage. Should books sell, crap will be your legacy, in a good way. Seriously, anybody dropping cash for you? I'd love you to be a success story. If I want one, Amazon? Your toilet's face looks like Sponge Bob to me. I'm running out of, not paper

James Peranteau

March 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM

i refuze to look...i refuze to look...you're not eat'n uh healthy diet girl....go clean that bowl...and don't use your toothbrush again...') much love

Joseph May

March 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM

Hilarious, it has gone where no poo has gone before

Jan Allison

March 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM

HILARIARSE comment Joseph - comment of the day goes to Mr Joseph May!! hugs jan x

Ghairo Daniels

March 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM

Very unusual Senryu, Jan. Have to push them out, right?! Sending blessings. X.

Jan Allison

March 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM

actually this one wasn't mine it was lurking from a previous loo visitor lol. I always clean the loo at home but i was at a cafe :-( hugs Jan

Tom Cunningham

March 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM

Nothing a good flush won't sort out lol. Tom

Jan Allison

March 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM

It was lurking when I went in a public toilet.. and there was no loo bush to remove it lol. hope the next person didnt think it was mine lol:-) hugs jan x

Paula Goldsmith

March 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM

I enjoyed reading your fun write. Love your fun ending. Great/Cute Picture... I needed a laugh. Thanks... Have a fun day writing away............

Jan Allison

March 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM

thanks Paula. the covers of both my books are certainly eye catching and were done by a man in Morocco. i love the way he interpreted my brief so brilliantly. hugs jan xx

Shame I'm not producing a 'turd' book, but two books of poopy and silly bawdy poems is enough! 3/9/26

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