The Punkin Center Tack and Feed Store

There's a quaint little cross roads town that nestles in the shadow, Of majestic Pikes Peak called Punkin Center in eastern Colorado. The prime business in town is the Punkin Center Tack and Feed Store, Where farmers and ranchers congregate to shoot the bull and more! There you'll find fellers in bib overalls and John Deere tractor caps, Cowboy hats, scruffy boots, faded jeans and greasy leather chaps. Some spit streams of terbaccy juice - others enjoy roll-yer-own smokes, And the air is rant with guffaws as they ply each other with bawdy jokes! There are Ford 150, Dodge Ram and Chevy Silverado pickups galore, Waitin' for their owners to load up on this and that from the store. But they ain't in no hurry - besides it looks like a norther is on the way. The Punkin Center Tack and Feed Store is a great place to idle time away! Clyde Purpleears, the owner, stocks plentiful supplies for those in need: Fertilizer, saddles, bales of hay, manure forks, hog and chicken feed, Baler twine, hip boots for muckin' out the barn as well as various seeds, Milk buckets, lariat rope, gloves, shotgun shells and stuff for killin' weeds! Clyde displays the latest in coyote traps, steel posts and barbed wires, Nose rings for randy bulls, post hole diggers and John Deere tractor tires! As the shadow of Pikes Peak creeps over Punkin Center 'bout half past four, Clyde shoos the loafers out of the Tack and Feed store and closes the door! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved