The Psychiatrist

"Tell me your ten happiest moments,
from birth through all your years."
ensconced he sat behind his desk,
stroking his Freudian beard.

"Take your time, my dear, and think,
just tell me when you're done."
I swear, for the life of me,
I couldn't think of one.

That Christmas when I was four
and all my hopes were dowsed,
I had asked for a train set,
but got a cheap doll house.

My mind shuffles through the years,
like a worn out deck of cards,
I remember all my beloved pets
that I buried in the yard.

I remembered unseen entities,
always lurking in the gloom,
and the poltergeist who threw things
sometimes clear across the room.

I remembered almost dying
when I was only five,
the scars on the outside
and the deeper ones inside.

Oh, boy, I'm on a roll now,
as the inner visions flood,
of splattered brains and bullets,
parental blood instead of love.

"Good God, this is a waste of time,
and frankly, it's quite painful,"
with steepled hands the Freudian doc
stared blankly at the table.


©Danielle White

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 3/23/2009 12:39:00 PM
This is outstanding. Very funny but not in a cheap way. I think many serious points can be found in light poetry and I think that is the case here. what is so admirable about this is the way that the lines are crafted for maximum impact as if you were writing a whole poem of punchlines.
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Date: 3/22/2009 8:06:00 AM
Dear Danielle, Very deep and dark I must say one can feel the imagery and the pain Great Write Awesome ALWAYS...HG
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Date: 3/22/2009 5:33:00 AM
A brilliant write. Packs in humour and plenty of emotion. Keep up the good work
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