The Presidementia Reads the Bible
On April 21, 2026, America's Mis-Leader
read from the King James Version Easy Reader
(a Bible version much discredited
because it is so poorly edited).
"The Bible? Okay, let me see.
I'll read something from
the Book of 'Dude-you-wanna-me'
and then, uh, well,
I'll do a little bit
from 'Two Chronic Elves'.
I'll celebrate all my huge successes
by reading a passage from "Echo siestas',
then I'll announce
my next war decree
and come back to read from
the Book of 'Do-a-neuter-on-me'!'
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