The Preacher Man

His narrow eyes, misguided lies Misguide his narrow plan, To cleanse the world from demons, he Was called The Preacher Man. “I see no proof, I hear no truth! Your science is a sin! You’ll burn in hell if you rebel And let the Devil win!” The Preacher Man then took a stand To convert the sinners by the hand “You’ll see the Lord you’ll praise the Lord! You’ll follow blindly Christ the Lord!” The more he chased, the more they ran From him, The Preacher Man. Leviticus was hideous To the innocent righteous folk “The fags all shalt be stoned to death!” (Lev 20:13) The terror he provoked. His crucifix read “Six six six” The people use to claim He’d always clutch on to a crutch To get him through his pain His acid tongue and Sabbath stung With nails through his hands he hung “My sacrifice is worth the price, For council in the Lord’s advice!” His rapture soon began That beast, The Preacher Man. His leather book of horror shook The children to their knees “Dash the babies against the rocks (Psalm 137:9) And hang them from the trees!” (Joshua 10:26) From town to town he went around Proclaiming he could heal “The pain of grace upon your face!” (His wallet was concealed.) So lock your doors and hide what’s yours Protect your children from the w---- “I’m commin’ for you, I’m gunnin’ for you! I’ll say that I’ve been pray’n for you!” His ministry infests the land He’s called The Preacher Man.