The Politician

Oh, what lofty goals, big ideas here Elect me! I will serve you, absolutely The rallying cry of promises A double dose of opponent disparages Not him, not her, they lie, badly, like cheap rugs I'm your guy, I will help you, I got your back Less tax, more health, safe schools, absolutely Jobs for everyone, yes, you too, money coming in! Ah, Mr. deviant lobbyist, sneaky conniving bastard Sycophantic Uriah Heep, luring, wafting cash Quid pro quo, bro, quid pro quo Let me help you, Mr. Candidate, you got a shot with me Promises, promises, promises, mounting up Hook, line, and sinker right. Give me my comfy seat, from it I can help you all I will lead the charge, I am your champion, trust me Sorry, I just couldn't get it thru, but oh I tried Those horrible opposition people, they are your enemy They are the bad guys, unno, not me, I am here for you They lied to you big time, bastards. Not me though I meant everything I said, I really did Jobs, health for all of you, working on it I meant it, I honestly, I did, but you know that I peck away at them at the club, over dinner, for you But don't you worry, I am not giving up I may have been silenced this time But when reelection comes people I will tantalize and warm you up once again, with a rally cry Relax, relax, I told you already I'm gonna fix everything, Get you mended when you need it, feed your kids Kill those bad horrible guns, just like I said Affordable this and affordable that for sure, hang in there Here, have this pin of me, a leaflet too Wear it, tell your friends, visit my page and say good things I am here for you, I am, it’s on that leaflet, would I lie? Just not right away though, but soon, I promise