The Party Animal

Mary had a little lamb As stubborn as a mule He never listened to a word she said Cause he was way too cool That lamb was always hiding And Mary looked everywhere But the lamb was born to boogie And he simply didn't care He'd sneak away late at night And party all night long He'd wander in bout half past four Humming a drinking song He'd been sippin on the goat's milk You could smell it on his breath He tripped over the chicken coop Nearly scared them hens to death The cows could only shake their heads As they watched him stumble in Waiting for the yelling to start And the fireworks to begin For Mary had surely heard him He was as loud as he could be But in the lambs condition He could hardly even see The lamb was quite inebriated He'd made his last mistake Mary had news to tell him In the morning when he's awake For Mary had finally had it And she knew now what to do His partying days were over For he's down at the petting zoo