The Omnipresence of Effervescence

If there ever was a tale of the tail caught by the lion tamer Than this is the tale of the tail caught Can you imagine the noise let out Enough to fill up all four ears For you see the lion is included In the ear count And I'm telling the truth when I say That lion yelled louder than I If I were not to know the difference I would say he sounded As though he had An omnipresence of effervescence Lies caress the curves of every tooth I wish that lion would tell the truth