The Noise

It happened on a snowy night
Not very long ago
My wife and I were sleeping
But I was tossing to and fro

We awaken to an awful noise
One we'd never heard before
The sound of it was frightful
And I knew I had to explore

It wasn't in the closet
Or the kitchen where we eat
It wasn't the dog for he was there
Cowering at our feet

It wasn't in the attic
For no footsteps were heard at all
I picked up my Louisville slugger
As I wandered down the hall

It wasn't in the living room
Or on the bathroom floor
I crept downstairs with bat in hand
As I opened the basement door

Each step would seem like hours
As I quietly held my breath
One mistake could bring me closer
To a most untimely death

I fumbled with the light switch
Anticipation filled the air
The moment of truth had finally come
To see what monster was there

Now that I have your attention
I hope you're ready to scream
For none of this really happened
It was only just a dream

I'm sorry about the ending
But you really should have known
This is the kind of poems I write 
Whenever I'm alone
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Culverhouse Avatar
January 1, 2011 at 7:02 PM
bad bad Larry....had me going.... thanks for missing me.
Taylor Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Hi Larry. Just wanted to thank you for all your wonderful comments during 2010. Wishing you and yours a very healthy and happy 2011. All the best. Ralph
Kendrick Avatar
December 29, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Good one..I got a chuckle..Didn't go like I expected so I had a surprise at the end..I am so glad that I chose this one to read this eve..Sara
Taylor Avatar
December 28, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Great chuckle, Larry. Tricky ending. I was thinking it might have been your MIL! Ralph
Mehta Avatar
December 23, 2010 at 1:17 PM
As I read I slipped into a dream as if watching a scene from the movie, Larry
Gorelick Avatar
December 23, 2010 at 1:17 PM
Wello, we cant have you alone if this is what the out come is..your so funny. Merry Xmas Larry..and my best to your mother-in-law..BG
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