The Most Wonderful Feeling

When I see you, my heart glows How I want to hold you close And strangle you till your last breath goes Then watch you in your sweet death throes I smile whenever you're around I just can't keep my feet on the ground You voice is the single sweetest sound When it's gurgling as you're being drowned My feelings aren't platonic You make me catatonic You're all over me like bubonic And I know the only tonic I love the way you laugh aloud When you're playing for a crowd You are so fabulously endowed But you'd look better in a shroud You're words are kind, if rather vague I wonder who's your favourite aide You're more popular than the plague And soon to be equally decayed How I miss you when you're not near It brings to my eye a tentative tear That anyone should see my fear That I'll miss again the next time you're here I wish I could know your heart's arcanum To further understand your sweet affection And to know if you'd recgonise Sauvignon Laced with the finest Black Mamba venom When you're around, my mind is askew You planted the seeds that steadily grew That most wonderful feeling that's known by so few There's not a thing I love more than my hatred for you