The Most Interesting Man

An ad campaign for many years To sell Dos Equis beer Employed a pitchman, who has now Appeared to disappear. They called him “The most interesting Man in all the world,” But now he’s been laid off and rumors Naturally have swirled. The truth, of course, is no surprise – They’ve kicked him off the stage For reasons very Hollywood – In other words, his age. The actor, in his seventies, Has quickly been replaced By someone forty-one, whose youth The marketers embraced. I guess you can’t be interesting When your years advance, So if offered a Dos Equis now, I’d smile and say, “Fat chance!”