The Mind of the Sonnet Man

I wish I was able to read your minds, Like I was Professor Xavier. A better power would be hard to find, Since it would make me "man's" next savior. You see, I would read the minds of ladies, And then let men know what they were thinking, So that they would not have to go crazy, And would no longer resort to drinking. Men could use a Super hero like that, Since his thoughts could be easily transferred, Then questions like, "Does this make me look fat?" Are able to be easily answered. We would know this mind, if we could read it, Which is why this power is most needed.