The Meteor - Sofa People

THE    METEOR - SOFA   PEOPLE

Sofa pyromaniacs are skilled to put it mildly. 
Fueled fiercely by gasoline (as is fitting)	 
Or by kerosene burning wildly,
They enjoy a fire to warm their sofa-sitting.

In anger are the flames incepted on the two-seater?
Or by simple accident of cigar or match?
Maybe the cat stumbled over the gas-heater
And then sat nearby to warm and watch?

But however the inferno got started bright,
What caused its plunge to earth
Like a shooting star or meteorite?
Did people push it, for malice or mirth?

To manhandle a burning sofa is a skill  -
Out of a window eight floors up.  If that’s their aim
They’d have to get it balanced on the windowsill
Before igniting the flame.

Oh the joy in their eyes :
Just push - and see the sofa incandescent
Recede and diminish in size
On its plunging earthward descent.

Then the son-et-lumiere display
From the crunch and splitting sound  -
And oh the splendor bright as day
As the glowing hulk meets the ground.

And passing viewers catch their breath
From this Viking-funeral excitement;
And from their close brush with a fiery death  -
Crushed by a hot chaise-longue into the pavement.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Kendrick Avatar
August 18, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Sidney, I got a kick out of this one..I am glad that I chose it for I needed a good laugh...Sara
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March 14, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Good morning ;-) sidney goodluckincontest , thank you for sharing your wonderful poem. Have yourself a good one*always~pd"
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