The Meeting

I was in the chair, list of attendees: God, the fallen angel, Alice in wonderland, Caesar, alter ego, Nero and Cleopatra. Solomon, doubting Thomas and Bill Clinton. The minutes were approved, Alice hadn't moved, Cleopatra wrestled with an asp near her chest, alter ego said that:'I always know what's best, Caesar made a salad, Solomon gave Cleo the come on. The fallen angel gathered some souls, Nero played bowls, doubting Thomas didn't think there should be another meeting, God and I spoke man to man, I was his greatest fan, Bill Clinton said that he did not have sex with that woman. The meeting was called to a close, Alice went down the hole, followed by Clinton, ready to score another own goal.