The Man Cave

Once a year they'll disappear To a place their wives can't go With chicken wings and other things To watch the super bowl A place where chick flicks don't abide For testosterone rules this place A place where a man can be a man With no girly stuff or lace A place so secret even the FBI Doesn't know of its existence Guarded by lots of booby traps And man's undying persistence A place where women cannot enter I'm talking about their wives A secret knock will open the door To a land of beer and high fives So if your husbands disappear Without even a kiss or a wave He's only gone for once a year To visit his secret Man Cave