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The Love Poem Generator

He was known as the love poem generator His poems it was said could not be greater He cranked out at least a dozen at a time They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear Just got a couple of more lines to write here One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay, The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!

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Date: 7/16/2018 10:05:00 AM
Fun stuff Pat!!! The last line was a giggler!!! Cheers
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/16/2018 1:35:00 PM
Yeah, ya better watch out for those plumbers and take care of business!!...............80)
Date: 9/17/2017 4:05:00 PM
Ha, great job Pat.
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/17/2017 5:28:00 PM
Thank you kind sir!........Pat
Date: 9/17/2017 8:25:00 AM
GOTD X 10!!!
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/17/2017 1:18:00 PM
Thank you sir!
Date: 9/16/2017 5:25:00 PM
ha ha ha the ending is absolutely hilarious Pat. I used the soup love poem generator and the result was so funny! :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/16/2017 6:36:00 PM
Yes that was the inspiration! Glad you liked it.........Pat...80)

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