The Love Poem Generator

He was known as the love poem generator
His poems it was said could not be greater

He cranked out at least a dozen at a time
They quickly swooned at his love words of rhyme

Soon he started missing subtle clues from his wife
Like, I've never been so horny in all of my life

He'd shout out, I'll be there in a minute dear
Just got a couple of more lines to write here

One day she yelled back, don't worry, that's okay,
The Plumber and I need time to finish anyway!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Ellison Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 10:05 AM
Fun stuff Pat!!! The last line was a giggler!!! Cheers
Adams Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 1:35 PM
Yeah, ya better watch out for those plumbers and take care of business!!...............80)
Emu Avatar
September 17, 2017 at 4:05 PM
Ha, great job Pat.
Adams Avatar
September 17, 2017 at 5:28 PM
Thank you kind sir!........Pat
Flats Avatar
September 17, 2017 at 8:25 AM
GOTD X 10!!!
Adams Avatar
September 17, 2017 at 1:18 PM
Thank you sir!
Allison Avatar
September 16, 2017 at 5:25 PM
ha ha ha the ending is absolutely hilarious Pat. I used the soup love poem generator and the result was so funny! :-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
September 16, 2017 at 6:36 PM
Yes that was the inspiration! Glad you liked it.........Pat...80)
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