The Lord's Play

In the beginning the Lord made one human. In order to keep it from getting bored then the Lord pulled it apart into two. One preferring pink the other blue. The Lord then split the sex organ apart so that each with the other fit together nice and neat so that when you rubbed them together they made heat. The Lord also created in each a different personality so that each had a different answer to the same question. Black to white. Left to right. Flee to fight. The Lord also made a stage for the humans called earth and on the seventh day the Lord rested knowing that he did a good job and that he the Lord above and those in heaven would be entertained for eternity by those he placed on the stage below. Applause.