The List

My wife asked me to do the shopping
Then handed me a grocery list
It wasn't very big just some household stuff
And some other things that she had missed

"Piece of cake," I told my wife
And out the door I went
She yelled, "Don't forget to get a receipt,
So I can see how much you spent"

I got to the market and headed for the milk
It wasn't on the list per se
But being the man who knew what he wanted
I thought I'd get it anyway

Then I strolled on over to the frozen meat
And pick up some T-bone steaks
Again, the list didn't have it written down
Just another one of her mistakes

I had to get some snacks for the football game
Cause a man can't have enough
I didn't check the list to see if it was there
Cause I was busy doing other stuff

Before I knew it the buggy was full
Okay, maybe there were three
But look at all this stuff I got
She'd be so proud of me

Nine hundred dollars and fifteen cents
And man my wife was pissed
I spent a whole months budget in twenty-five minutes
And didn't buy a thing from the list
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
January 6, 2011 at 4:34 AM
ROFL !!! Thank you for sharing your fine poetry with us today Larry. I am happy to have been able to read yours today as you have brightened my day. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
January 6, 2011 at 4:06 AM
Enjoyed the humor all innocent, larry as usual
Taylor Avatar
January 5, 2011 at 5:38 PM
That's why my wife never sends me, my friend. Awesome write. Enjoyed. Ralph
Blauw Avatar
January 5, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Hahaha, very funny.........enjoyed reading this........hmmm,,,,,remind me not to send you shopping for me..Take care.
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