The Limmerjack Song

Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I go to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three I write pretty poems I eat lotsa stuff I goes to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three CHORUS I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I like to pick wild flowers I dress up in women's clothing And hang around in showers Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day © Jack Ellison 2015
(My apologies to Monty Python)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Breidenthal Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:46 PM
This is just a brilliant parody!!! Awesome verse Jack! Loved reading it. Hehe. Monty Python is hilarious btw. : 3 Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:52 PM
Sorry my dear Laura, they messed me up again! Ignore the note below! Watched every episode of The Flying Circus! They were a riot! Love you if you didn't already know! LOL Jacko xxxxx
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:48 PM
Thanks mate! Fantastic weather the whole week! Gorgeous property with a bird cage pool which we made good use of!!! Cheers!
Laurie Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:44 PM
Hey Jack... Florida sun has sent you off on another tangent. Good to be able to sing along with you - Lindsay
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:49 PM
Thanks mate! Fantastic weather the whole week! Gorgeous property with a bird cage pool which we made good use of!!! Cheers!
Eastman Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:29 PM
OOPPS! What you been drinking? Partying too hearty with those Pirates again, I see! How many DID you bring home with you, any way? We may have your writting, But those Pirates seem to have your heart. Remember not to let them make Lady Cathie walk the Plank... ERR... Do you have planks to walk in the frozen North? And how did you get those Pirates away from their boats? Did you promise to let them float their boats in your bath tub? Or do you have any lakes near you?... LOL... Just had to ask!
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 6:37 PM
Yah just one small lake... Lake Ontario! LOL Huggsies dear Carol xxxx
Cervenka Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 3:02 PM
OMG..this was funny< I love that you took MP's song and fractured it into your own..Cut that you kept the lava-tree..hehehe. =-D ~Jan
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 5:30 PM
I'm pretty sure I've seen every one of the shows they ever made! Michael Palin was my favourite character! Love, Jack xxx
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 10:45 AM
ha ha ha love it jack was singing along:-) Hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 11:02 AM
oh i sure do lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 11:01 AM
I'm sure you must remember this bunch of crazy Brits! Love, Jack xxx
Das Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 9:33 AM
Very clever....and funny....glad you're back. 7
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 11:00 AM
Had fun with this one dear Nan!!! Love and big hugs, Jack xxx
Smith Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 9:32 AM
Lol....I was singing as soon as I saw the title
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 10:59 AM
What a silly hilarious bunch of kooks!!! LOL
Nunez Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 9:15 AM
Had to search the song...:-). This is very good! Good morning Jack!
Ellison Avatar
May 18, 2015 at 10:58 AM
They sure were a bunch of British nutsos!!! Love ya dear Kimmie!!! xxx
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