Jack Ellison Poet Ballad

The Limmerjack Song

Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I write all day

I write silly stuff, I fry my brain
I go to the lava-tree
On weekday's I get hammered
And write about thirty-three

I write pretty poems
I eat lotsa stuff
I goes to the lava-tree
On weekday's I get hammered
And write about thirty-three

CHORUS

I write silly stuff, I fry my brain
I like to pick wild flowers
I dress up in women's clothing
And hang around in showers

Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I write all day



(My apologies to Monty Python
but Carol made me do it)


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Silent One January 28, 2018 at 3:38 PM Wow!!! This is awesome Jack... Love this.. Jack Ellison January 28, 2018 at 3:56 PM Sometimes I'm even serious... do you believe it!!!

Tim Smith March 22, 2015 at 11:44 AM lol...I do remember that one limmerjack Jack Ellison March 22, 2015 at 2:55 PM Not sure how many do anymore! Those guys were totally looney toons! LOL Thanks Tim, my friend

Carol Eastman March 22, 2015 at 9:46 AM That was catchy and fun... But Dragon suggests you wear guys clothes with a lotta bling. He says it attracts the women folk better... LOL... And we all know that he knows everything... about everything... Hey! If you don't believe me just ask him!... Jack Ellison March 22, 2015 at 10:08 AM Did your ever watch Monty Python's Flying Circus and do you remember the Lumberjack song? LOL xxx