The Last of the Romantics

With my dear spouse I'm very much in love.
'Tis truly a union sealed in heaven above!
O'er the years we've traveled a lot and seen many things.
We've watched our family grow and the joy that it brings!

For her wedding ring, this poor boy bought the best he could afford.
Alas, the stone was so minute, when she saw it she was floored!
She twirled it on her finger, saying "Surely you jest!"
Even my future mother-in-law was not overly impressed!

I promised her that one-day I would purchase a larger stone,
When funds were more plentiful and my chagrin I could atone!
I remedied that situation nigh our fiftieth anniversary as I recall,
But for some reason she was not thrilled with my solution at all!

I arranged to have a HUGE stone placed on our cemetery plot!
This was a terrible case of bad timing that she has never forgot!
She said, "That's not exactly the kind of stone I had in mind!"
(I thought it a favor for easing the pain should she be left behind!)

We now laugh about that escapade that has become family lore,
And o'er the years I've tried to atone by giving her diamonds galore!
I've been called the last of the romantics and I suppose that is so.
Shucks! I'd get her the Hope Diamond if I had enough dough!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Belt Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 2:19 PM
LOL.....A Good one Indeed....Doris is right it is a man thing.....so what Doris?....lol.....Larry
Peranteau Avatar
May 21, 2010 at 3:25 AM
Funny and beautiful poem Robert ! james
Culverhouse Avatar
May 20, 2010 at 3:20 PM
It is still funny!! such a man thing...
Hussain Avatar
May 18, 2010 at 7:03 AM
funny!!!oh yeah and thanks for your welcome and comments along with the much needed compliment I enjoyed your write.
Culverhouse Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 6:03 PM
funny write, at least you tried to make it right!! How long have you been married?
Taylor Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Very humorous, Bob. I'm sure Vera appreciates whatever you give her. We're both very lucky as far as wives go! I know I am for sure. I received your book today, Bob I'm in awe. It's fantastic, don't know how you did it. Been reading all afternoon - about 15 so far. Una and I thank you so much. I'll treasure this book. I never get tired of reading your offerings. Thanks again my friend - till next time - Ralph
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May 17, 2010 at 5:05 PM
:) Sweet and funny indeed. Thanks for sharing. Best wishes, Caroline.
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May 17, 2010 at 3:58 PM
For crying out loud, Bob. She didn't want a big cemetery stone!! You had my laughing and if you can afford the Hope Diamond, go for it. Sounds like she deserves it now. LOL I'm SURE this is tongue in cheek! Love, Carolyn
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