The Lady With No Breasts

Step right up step right up one and all, We’ve got amazing freaks short and tall, There’s the strongest man in the world, We’ve got midgets the tiniest people in the world. We’ve even got bearded lady and the boy with twelve fingers. Don’t be shy come on and come all, We don’t turn nobody away, But just for your own edification and perusal, We have the strangest exhibit in the world. The Lady with no breasts. Yes she is in tact in every other way but As you can see no bazookas . If you are careful and quiet she might speak. “I didn’t smoke and I didn’t have any risk factors I just got this lump in my chest. They had to remove my breasts. I’ve been a freak ever since.” Well there you are the strangest story in the world. So tell your friends and come again one and all.