The King of Narcissism

I The king of narcissism! I am the king of it all! Everywhere I go! I know, I am better than the rest! I am just the best! If you dare call me fat, I will say- "I don't believe in that!' I am as slim as a stick, You are small and annoying! You little prick! You little pest, I know I am the best! II People love me! And everywhere I walk, People come from far, To hear me talk I am so famous, I have been stalked! People love me! I am it all! Some people think they are better, They just lie, The are just to jealous to comply! "A narcissist!" Well thank you for the compliment! And in Narcissism, I also have a degree, Present to me, By the one and only, The man The myth The legend Me myself, The great me