The King of Narcissism

I
The king of narcissism!
I am the king of it all!
Everywhere I go!
I know,
I am better than the rest!
I am just the best!

If you dare call me fat,
I will say- "I don't believe in that!'
I am as slim as a stick,
You are small and annoying!
You little prick!

You little pest,
I know I am the best!

II
People love me!
And everywhere I walk,
People come from far,
To hear me talk
I am so famous,
I have been stalked!
People love me!
I am it all!

Some people think they are better,
They just lie,
The are just to jealous to comply!

"A narcissist!"
Well thank you for the compliment!
And in Narcissism,
I also have a degree,
Present to me,
By the one and only,
The man
The myth
The legend
Me myself,
The great me
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Tolmachev Avatar
September 7, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Love it! Clever, imaginatively styled and disturbingly close to the truth.
Goyal Avatar
September 7, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Thanks :)
May Avatar
August 4, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Never wrong always right, A story that we see daily on tv, Very nicely penned
Goyal Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 7:37 AM
Thank you very much for commenting on my poetry, Joseph. I appreciate you a lot! :-)
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