The Jolly Man Unwisely - a Mini Parody

Parody of The Holly And The Ivy. I ran out of
steam after verse two, but I felt it still worked

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The jolly man unwisely
for he was full grown
Of all the cheese that was in the fridge
Old Jolly wolfed it down

Then Mrs Clause said, ‘Santa
O how your breath does stink
If it’s a promise that you think you’re on
Then have another think’
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Lane Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 3:24 AM
Lol Terry. At her complaint, I’m thinking Santa may have had a drink. Good write.
Flood Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 11:23 AM
You know him too well, Lin. ;-) Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 3:02 AM
Lol, think he'd be too worn out anyway. Merry Christmas Terry, Tom
Flood Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 3:13 AM
Hi, Tom. I had great plans for this parody but I simply ran out of ideas. You have a good one too, Tom. Terry
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