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A jewel thief named Jimmy from Nevada Stole rings from mobster Pablo's old grandma Jimmy thought he'd better run Pablo caught him and had fun Now Jimmy has all his meals through a straw. Written on 17th July 2019

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Panagiota Romios

Date: 7/26/2019 4:14:00 PM

Ouch! But a great Limerick, none the less? Panagiota

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/26/2019 4:23:00 PM

Thanks Panagiota, just one I wrote for the contest. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/21/2019 2:06:00 AM

G'day Tom ... justice can come in many forms and eating meals through a straw is one of them - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/21/2019 2:15:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay, where the mobs concerned he's lucky to be alive lol

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 7/19/2019 1:07:00 AM

LOL, LOL - serves him right I guess - this tickled me pink - great, and good luck. Blessings, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/19/2019 6:28:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer, glad I gave you a laugh. Have a nice weekend. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/17/2019 5:03:00 PM

When Jimmy finally recovers, will you write a limerick entitled, 'The Last Straw?' LOL. G.L. in the contest, Tom! :) gw

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2019 2:35:00 AM

Thanks Gershon, be a while before he does lol. The last straw, leave it with me haha. Tom

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/17/2019 2:41:00 PM

Hi Tom, Jimmy wasn't a smart thief. Everyone knows not steal from a mobster' s granny. You are so good at limericks. I think I remove mines from the contest lol! I wish you the best of luck of luck in the contest. I hope your day is going well so far:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2019 2:33:00 AM

Thank you Alexis, there are some people you avoid and Jimmy took a chance lol. Hope you're day is going well too. Tom

Ralph Sergi

Date: 7/17/2019 2:10:00 PM

Your limerick has a dire ring to it, Tom!! (ha ha)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2019 2:19:00 PM

Lol thanks Ralph. Tom

Line Gauthier

Date: 7/17/2019 12:30:00 PM

And I bet Jimmy is missing his family jewels now too! Good one, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2019 1:11:00 PM

Lol, he is rather high pitched now, but that could be the straw.

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/17/2019 11:03:00 AM

You are a master of Limericks my friend, Tom that are funny but this one I cannot enjoy for I understand that poor Jimmy had not fun in the hands of Pablo! Good luck though in the contest!

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 7/17/2019 2:22:00 PM

Probably I did not get the spirit of the Limerick right! Now that I think , I do , it is funny ! Ups...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2019 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Demetrios, Not so much on the bawdy more on the dark.Anyone inflicting 'fun' on someone else needs locking up for a long time. Tom.