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The Jackdaw and Me

A jackdaw spit in my face today. Saliva traveled six miles away. I grabbed him by his ridiculous throat. Offered him as lunch to my billy goat. That jackdaw kicked me and laughed in my face. Believe it or not he got me with mace. When he got home my man asked what I’d done. All of the bullets were gone from his gun. Bullet holes all over house and the barn. Jackdaw escaped. Who could make up this yarn? I have to go. The bird is back with an evil sashay. I am running as fast as I can, trying to get away.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 10/6/2020 3:06:00 PM
I love this! It's very funny. Had to look up what a jackdaw is. :) ~Angie
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/6/2020 8:25:00 PM
I found it yesterday accidentally when I was poking around in a dictionary.
Date: 10/6/2020 4:58:00 AM
LOL! I can see those bullets ll over the place. My husband once shot his bb gun in the attic. The bullet bump is still in our bedroom ceiling.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/6/2020 7:06:00 AM
How wonderful! Great Memory!

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