The Irony of It

Uck! Oh my! My feelings as I get out of bed each day to get ready and go to work. Will it ever get better? Ouch! Damn! There I went and hit my knee on my desk again! You know, I try to get through at least one day without injury, but to no avail. Aaah! Great! The feeling of relaxation as I rest on the bus ride going home from the office. Nothing can bother me now. Woah! Stop! What's broken? How much to fix it? Why won’t the kids shut up? What a headeache! Damn, I wish I was back at work!