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I was telling my 12 year old grandson who likes to bowl, that one time I bowled a 301. He said "That's impossible the highest score you can get in bowling is a 300" So we made a friendly wager for the last chocolate chip cookie that I could prove to him how I did it...of course I won, but he persuaded me to give him half of the last cookie (lol)

The Highest Bowling Game Ever 301

I once bowled a three hundred and one 
Someone told me that couldn't be done 
I said, "I've done it before... 
When I had bowled my high score... 
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"

humorouslimerick

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Curtis Moorman

Date: 3/31/2020 3:23:00 AM

Charlie, I'm a day late and a dollar short in responding to this one. I recently bowled a 299 and have been feverishly attempting to bowl that perfect 300. I got close twice with a 279 and a 289. It's amazing at the high scores one can achieve bowling on Wii. lol. Congrats on another great one from the great one!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/5/2020 4:50:00 PM

Cute one. Enjoyed being lightened with your work. I am glad that I chose this one to read today. Thank you for dropping by my page and reading my work. Sara

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/4/2020 3:04:00 PM

Great use of the pun for "one" and "won"! Clever and funny limerick, Charles. Enjoyed very much. I may drive to NJ this summer for a family wedding. I hear you had a very mild winter. Hugs, carolyn

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/3/2020 10:34:00 PM

Aw, perfect, Charlie! Right into my FAVES! Thanks, Gershon

Charles Messina
Date: 3/4/2020 7:06:00 AM

Wow, thank you very much, Gershon. Always great to have one of my favorite poets fave a poem of mine. You da man! Best wishes ..CM

Juliet Ligon

Date: 3/2/2020 9:42:00 AM

Wow, you are quite the bowler. Nice play on words.

Charles Messina
Date: 3/4/2020 7:12:00 AM

I am on a bowling league...but honestly I am not too good (lol) Thank you so much, Juliet. I appreciate your visits. Hugs Charlie

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/1/2020 2:21:00 PM

Bravo, Charles. Witty and fun.

Charles Messina
Date: 3/4/2020 7:13:00 AM

Thank you, Line. :)

Quoth Theraven

Date: 3/1/2020 12:40:00 PM

charlie, Enjoyed the trick in this Limerick. Love to bowl with family & friends. -Richard

Charles Messina
Date: 3/4/2020 7:15:00 AM

Hi Richard, I also love to bowl. In fact, I am on a bowling league with my friends. I am not the best bowler by far. But I do enjoy the fun nights out :) Thank you my friend. Wishing you well. Charlie