The Haunting Dirty Blonde Knight-Where Are the Avalanches

Stars are at their peak Giving each other pecks on the cheek Telling friends watching in fantasy land what they speak How wonderful it is Being in television movie making biz Having a Bah calling like Lady Liz Miles down below Workers nobody know Are painting the background Taking pictures around Capturing the scenic mountainous sound Goal showing characters in the town When the friendly blonde knight Not looking for a fight Came upon the exciting artistic sight Nothing was going in was the problematic plight And things were not all right Was everything through? For those from Vancouver Using a special lens Moving photography Fed Ex picked up for send Overnight received in morning by Director Ben Our faithful knight had five nettings Throughout the postcard settings Only issue Everyone needed a tissue Since the trampolines did not save ‘Coyote’ the family jewel Protected the community was priority and rule Filmmakers thought this visual was not cool Thinking avalanches are Exciting talk at the bar And enchanting as a dip in the melting snow pools They were acting like unprepared fools High above Stars still in love Not worried about the potential danger Relaxing back east was the summer time ranger Hanging out nothing to do Waiting for their theatrical cue Sitting, loitering, reading the updated script Being freeloaders on the studio paid vacation trip While hiking in the wooded brush Finding a husband after a quick crush Mrs. Knight felt the deadly threat Horrific visions she could not forget Not a good idea to tempt with a dare Or there could be a serious scare Wintry rumbles And loose frozen tumbles Creating all sorts of trouble