The Gym

Three times a week I’m in the gym,
keeping my weight and blood pressure 
“within safe limits”….I count down twenty
minutes on the treadmill, in groups of
twos…shouting out 18!-16!-14! and 
so on …until I reach Zero!
The girls downstairs, on reception were 
built for sex…or so it seems, and when I 
emerge from my place of torture…I imagine
them all (5)…squashed together with me 
naked in the hot showers…it would involve 
soap and giggles and skin and hair and the
exchange of pleasantries (and some lies?)…
then as I continue on past reception towards
the changing rooms, it strikes me that this is 
unlikely to happen; and anyway, they would 
never leave the reception unattended.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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