The Great Negotiator

The Great Negotiator likes to play golf actually likes to play a lot of golf even though he touted from the podium that he'd be too busy to play golf unlike that lazy Obama who couldn't get enough golf time it appeared didn't it & The Great Negotiator has visited his golf clubs 13 times in 100 days but his staff like to kind of not talk about it too much really, it actually being kind of a sensitive topic, & the Master Deal Maker would be winning so much you'd be tired of him winning & then maybe just perhaps he might find time for a round of golf in between the many deals he'd be pulling off left right & centre & winning, winning, winning in his first 100 days as the Great Negotiator who could make a deal & get things done, & all that other stuff he endlessly spouted forth in that vapid earnest New York deal making whisper of his, oh yes ... The Great Negotiator.