The Granny Abduction

Here's a story my grandma told When I was just a kid She said she was abducted by aliens And this is what she did She said while she was sleeping She was awakened by a big blue light She was only wearing her nightgown For it was still in the middle of the night Now see, all those little green men Were in for quite a surprise They didn't know my grandma And her beady little grandma eyes So they got her to their spaceship And then, away they flew But see, them aliens just couldn't guess What the rest of us already knew They laid her on a silver table And started taking off her clothes When one of them touched her bloomers She popped him in the nose She said, "What do you think you're doing? Don't touch a my undergarments! Turn this spaceship around right now And take me home, you varmints!" Now, the aliens didn't like that much And grabbed her by the hair of her head They thought that this would control her But her wig came off instead You should have seen those alien's faces As they all jumped back is shock The one that was holding my grandma's wig Was laying passed out on the dock She said one of them finally told her That she'd better comply and disrobe Then they picked up some kinda shiney thing For she was about to get probed Well, Granny jumped off that table And grabbed them by their ears She said, "Turn this thing aroud right now, Before my patience disappears" Well those aliens wanted her off their ship So they did just what she said And when they got my granny back home They even tucked her in her bed Well that's the story my grandma told But she said it happened before So when she tells me the rest of the story I'll be sure and tell you more