The Gods' Family Tree

An Egyptian I never could be,
but since reading of their history,
in limerick form
I now write to inform
my friends of the Gods’ family tree.

From “Waters of Chaos” came Nun,
the only God under the sun.
The first piece of ground
rose up as a mound.
Hun stood there and coughed up a son!

Hun spat out the God of Air, Shu,
and he spat out a cute goddess too.
Tefnut was her name.
Moisture was her fame.
She and Shu beget children - two!

Their son was named Geb; the girl, Nut.
I’m not sure how to say her name, but
I sure like to say
Goddess Sky’s name the way
that rhymes with the famous King Tut.

When he laughed, the son Geb, “God of Earth,”
made the earth shake beneath his great girth.
I think Geb is busy
in modern days, for he
quakes often, for he’s fond of mirth!

For the tale to proceed, there ensued
some more incest, and not to be crude,
Nut, the Goddess of Sky,
got it on with the guy,
King of Earth, and they had a big brood.

There came forth from their coupling,
Queen Isis and a new Earth King,
Osiris, who was
a good king because
he ruled all rebirth, a great thing!

One son, against harmony, came
to kill Osiris, and his name
was Seth; once again
like the story of Cain -
an envious brother to blame.

But Seth got his just desserts when,
having married his Mom Isis, then
he was killed by HIS son,
named Horus, who won
the throne, and so “good” ruled again.

From Seshat to Sekmet to Rah,
Gods were worshipped by ancients with awe.
You’d have worshipped them too
had you been born to do
your poems on papyrus. Ha ha.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 9/17/2013 2:02:00 PM
Not only is this poem hilariously funny but required some research as well. Great work. Love your last line. This is such a witty poem.
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Date: 1/17/2012 7:24:00 PM
suoer...p.d.
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Date: 8/29/2011 4:30:00 PM
nice poem
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Date: 8/25/2011 12:47:00 PM
great story teller you are, andie.... enjoyed this! ..… special KUDOS to you for a captivating win!...huggs!
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Date: 8/25/2011 8:31:00 AM
hey Andrea congrats on a great win David
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Date: 8/25/2011 7:47:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Tracie's "Write like an Egyptian" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/25/2011 7:39:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of tracie,andrea
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Date: 8/24/2011 11:31:00 PM
This is some awesome work hun. And the form used is cool. You always have a surprise in every one of your gems. many congrats for this win.
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Date: 8/24/2011 10:53:00 PM
Wow you did a great write with this one and what a story you told. love phyl
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Date: 8/24/2011 10:12:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on a superb win in the contest with this fantastic write my friend.. knew it would top the charts luv..
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Date: 8/24/2011 9:06:00 PM
YOu are too funny although I do NOt think any of the creation myths are any LESS funny ;) Congrad's on this creative ditty winning! Light & Love
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Date: 8/24/2011 8:05:00 PM
Congrats on your 4th place win in my contest Andrea...i loved it xxx
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Date: 8/23/2011 1:54:00 AM
Bad ol Seth did he cheat death, son Horus fixed his wagon, politics just right of left, and sucked upon a flagon:)
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Date: 8/22/2011 3:39:00 AM
How can anyone top this one Andrea. I just finished mine, but it sounds too much like history to post, and after reading yours I think I will just keep it to remind myself in which order the Egyptian Gods came into being. This is just wonderful! A winner for sure.
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Date: 8/21/2011 5:01:00 PM
this is a show stopper piece Andrea.. eloquently penned with a message of great importance luv.. amazing lines of creativity to enthrall us all my friend.. if for a contest.. a winner luv..
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Date: 8/21/2011 3:10:00 PM
a great write. i got on the computer i have one hour, i have to type fast and i keep making mistakes. thank you for commenting on my poem, when i get home i will try to get the internet working, if not then i won't be back , it cost 85.00 dollars to have a tech come out, and i won't ha ve it after the 27th of aug.
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Date: 8/21/2011 2:55:00 PM
You did great with this Andrea, sure hope to see it on the winner's list. Hope your weekend is going great, love Wilma
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Date: 8/21/2011 5:42:00 AM
andie, and you said you can;t do anything egyptian??.. woot here with some fanciful lines that make this piece truly engaging.. arent we goddesses, lol.. winning wishes! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 8/20/2011 8:50:00 PM
LOL, I hope not ! *smiles* I'd hope, If'n I were born in those; "Mythical Days, Dayz; Some one would share with me, the Almighty, Jehovah ! Great write though dear poet ! Have a blessed night my friend ! Much love, james
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Date: 8/20/2011 2:40:00 PM
A livley and well put together write Andrea, enjoyed my poet friend..
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Date: 8/20/2011 12:24:00 PM
A really good entry for the contest my friend. And you really did your homework on these guys. A winner for first place for sure. Great job. God Bless, JB
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Date: 8/20/2011 12:16:00 PM
Weird that we would have had a whole different outlook on life had we been born at a different time and place..Enjoyed reading your simplified story of the Gods of Egypt..I bet it was not easy to write though..Good luck in the contest..It reads like a winner to me..Sara
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Date: 8/20/2011 9:06:00 AM
Wow, this is seriously impressive stuff, my friend - I don't think I could have kept up the limerick form like this. Hope this is a big, big winner : ) Yes, I see some of my old poems have had the chop too
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Date: 8/20/2011 8:53:00 AM
You are the limerick queen, too. Like the word play and the laugh at the end.
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Date: 8/20/2011 3:19:00 AM
Wow...God's family tree in limericks....that's great.Very informative and witty write Andrea.I am curious to know whether you have maintained those meter requirement perfect through out the poem..(as i am unable to understand that).Best wishes:)
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