The Generation Gap

Our beautiful daughters new boyfriend -
was introduced just recently,
and I must say I am not impressed,
and that came to me instantly.
I could tell my wife had felt the same;
I could see this in a deep scowl,
instead of a smile, ‘nice to meet you’
her greeting was just a weak growl.

His hairstyle was a one sided affair
in colours of purple and green
with half a moustache; one eyebrow gone,
tattoos where the other had been.
There’s tattoos of mainly nude women,
on his legs, torso, neck and arms.
There’s studs and rings among other things,
our daughter read as lucky charms.

When he had gone and we were alone,
we did what all good parents do.
We saw this bloke in negative light,
but how the heck do we get through.
My wife uttered ‘he doesn’t seem nice’;
the reply made us quite nervous,
‘he must be nice to do five hundred
hours of community service.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Makama Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 12:35 AM
hahahahahahahahaha... This generational gap sounds like a disaster in this masterpiece of yours. Refreshing, so so so refreshing.
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 11:10 PM
Hello Funom … I'm fully aware that you not only noticed the generational gap, but also had a good laugh on the outcome - thank you Funom - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
April 26, 2020 at 9:18 PM
Lindsay, this is hilarious! Janice
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 11:08 PM
Hello Janice … there has always been a generation gap between parents and kids. I'm pleased you got a giggle out of this verse Janice - Lindsay
Mbaht Avatar
April 25, 2020 at 4:08 AM
You are sick cob, what a great kick at the end
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 11:03 PM
G'day warren … you're not the first one to hand me the 'sick' title. I thought that I was the only one who is normal - catch you later warren - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
April 24, 2020 at 1:36 PM
Here I agree 100% with you! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 11:00 PM
Hello Rico … perhaps different understandings of the generations play a big part here - thank you Rico - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
April 24, 2020 at 12:26 PM
Haha definitely a wrong un.
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 10:57 PM
G'day Tom … oh yes, but community service sentences are usually just a comedy act down here - thanks again Tom - Lindsay
Faulkner Avatar
April 23, 2020 at 11:05 PM
I'm guessing it was court ordered community service?
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 10:54 PM
Hello Michelle … exactly. Many just laugh these sentences off and don't bother to fulfil them. Nothing happens - thank you Michelle - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2020 at 7:16 PM
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ONLY 500 hours?! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!! Just great, L.L!
Laurie Avatar
April 30, 2020 at 10:51 PM
Yes Gershon … the magistrate was his grandmother - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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