Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

The Fritzes

Unstylish twin brothers, the Fritzes

were gluing on crackers (in bitses)!

Were they nuts in the head?

When we asked them, they said,

“We’re just trying to put on the Ritzes!”


Written in Sept. 2015 
Inspired by Judy Kono's Puttin' on the Ritz Poetry Contest
For Brian Strand's All Yours (May 25) Poetry Contest

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Greg Gaul May 28, 2021 at 6:38 AM Ogden would be gushing. Ever proper, I'll just send poetic hugs.

Anisha Dutta May 25, 2021 at 9:58 PM Always Topper winning Top CONGRATS

Brian Sambourne May 25, 2021 at 5:30 PM Funny + clever, Andrea. Such a delightful read. Congratulations! Brian

Joseph May September 17, 2015 at 11:20 PM Thanks for the chuckle Andrea.. Enjoyed

Richard Lamoureux September 15, 2015 at 7:48 AM Ha ha, this is great!

Connie Marcum Wong September 13, 2015 at 6:50 AM This made me giggle Andrea. I wasnt sure where you were going with it. I enjoyed it.

Etienne Lariviere September 11, 2015 at 2:47 PM haha tres drole! :)

Sara Kendrick September 11, 2015 at 1:18 PM Very creative..I had to read it twice..Reads like a winner..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Heather Ober September 11, 2015 at 11:28 AM Amazing limerick! Only you could come up with such perfect "itzes" rhymes haha. A very interesting and hilarious take on Judy's contest.

Jennifer Walker September 10, 2015 at 9:01 PM I don't remember you being so funny when we were growing up. Now you make me laugh all the time. Love this sis and love you too. Andrea Dietrich September 10, 2015 at 9:05 PM what??? YOU don't remember me being so funny? Geeeez. hahaha

Afolabi Muideen September 10, 2015 at 5:59 PM A well and extreme lovely for the contest... You write is excellent as always........A.M.

Jack Horne September 10, 2015 at 3:59 PM lol, good one!! Glad I picked such a witty one and got a chuckle

Paul Callus September 10, 2015 at 1:08 PM Many of us have tackled Puttin' on the Ritz from a serious angle; you did it through humour, Andrea! Very enjoyable! // paul Jadazzle United September 12, 2015 at 7:40 PM My randomlings were also too random lol:-( hugs Jan xx Andrea Dietrich September 10, 2015 at 9:05 PM Me too in that one. I am having kind of a bad week all around! Paul Callus September 10, 2015 at 4:23 PM :( Sorry about that....I (we) experienced the same fate in randomling! Andrea Dietrich September 10, 2015 at 4:05 PM Humor did not work in this case, Paul!

Demetrios Trifiatis September 10, 2015 at 10:21 AM Very funny, Andrea! Stay away from them!ha-ha. Good luck!

Scott Thirtyseven September 10, 2015 at 8:02 AM LOL, most amused. Now I have attended to your wishes, you find my latest posted, enjoy.

Connie Marcum Wong September 10, 2015 at 5:42 AM I love your entry Andrea!

Jan Allison September 10, 2015 at 4:43 AM Made me giggle Andrea:-) hugs jan xx 7

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 10, 2015 at 2:19 AM Wonderful limerick Andrea! Gl in contest my friend!

Michael Tor September 10, 2015 at 1:40 AM Very clever Andrea. Good luck in the contest.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser September 10, 2015 at 1:20 AM 2 words: funny and witty Andie...!~Olive ELoisa =')

Nette Onclaud September 10, 2015 at 12:58 AM very clever, andie... trying o keep up with te joneses!... that's glitz!..huggs

Matthew Anish September 9, 2015 at 11:59 PM Fun! Good luck in the contest! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Kim Merryman September 9, 2015 at 9:41 PM This is funny, Andrea! Cleverly written. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim

Afolabi Muideen September 9, 2015 at 9:20 PM A well and a beautiful piece. It so enjoyable and excellence..... Would like to see your comment on my page eve moon..good luck in the contest..............A.M.

Ilene Bauer September 9, 2015 at 9:19 PM hilarious! hope this places very well in the contest - i love it!