The Freeway

Why did they name it a freeway to begin with Honestly it doubles your chances of getting hit Drunk drivers and those with road rage throwing fits Constantly driving defensively to avoid a near miss Are the ramp meter lights really controlling the traffic It causes more confusion when an idiot drives past it It's on this road that the impatient show themselves Another reason the insurance comanies are high in their sells People changing lanes like they're under the influence Tailgaters are annoying and also drivers with no insurance If an accident happens anywhere on the freeway Artificial traffic builds from the nosey looking that way Then when lanes aren't moving but yours starts to Someone always dares to dash right in front of you You also have those who try to cheat the carpool Even break through the solid lines just to roll through That freeway business can be too much for me To avoid that madnes I rather take the street