The Fish and the Frog

"You're frightfully fat," said the fish to the frog,
"and yet you just sit there, a bump on a log."

Frog opened one eye, looked back at the fish,
"In stillness I'm granted my ultimate wish.
If I sit very still," he said with a shrug,
"I'm able to capture the best tasting bugs."

Said the frog, with a wink, "If you think I am lazy,
I'd answer, it's better than swimming like crazy!"

"Well," said the fish, "I can dart like a flash,
and sometimes jump high and make a big splash!"

"How thrilling," said the frog, with a nod and a yawn,
"but I can swim in the water AND hop on the lawn.
It's the best of both worlds," he said with a croak,
"now do go away like a good little bloke."

"Well, I'm glad that you're happy," his fish scales gleamed,
"Cause your face is the ugliest I've ever seen!"

And, with that, the fish swam quickly away,
and the old frog just smiled, for what could he say?


©Danielle White

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 3/26/2010 6:07:00 PM
Nice and educative
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Date: 3/25/2010 4:33:00 PM
Loved it so cute...maybe not funny but an excellent lovely verse deserving of high praise and art work!!! and maybe a song too! Light & Love
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Date: 3/21/2010 4:46:00 AM
Cogratulations on your win, Danielle. I love the wit and humor you display in this lovely poem. I love the rivarly between the fish and the frog. You made me laugh and lightened up my day. Enjoy your glory and honor. Have a wonderful day. Love and admiration, Andrew.
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Date: 3/20/2010 10:21:00 AM
That fish was sure a big jealous snob. haha. Conratulations on your win with this cute poem.andrea
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Date: 3/20/2010 1:18:00 AM
I like your creative write, enjoyed the reading and congratulations on winning this contest, Danielle. (^_^) Noel
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Date: 3/18/2010 12:12:00 PM
funny!! congrats on the win, enjoyed!!
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Date: 3/18/2010 10:29:00 AM
Congratulations on your success with this poem Danielle. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/18/2010 7:37:00 AM
Quite competitive frog and fish! Enjoyed the humor, Danielle. Congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/18/2010 6:08:00 AM
Neener Neeener- too funny. Congrats to you Danielle
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Date: 3/18/2010 4:44:00 AM
Congrats Danielle on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest... a wonderful write and win for u to so enjoy.. luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 3/18/2010 12:27:00 AM
Congratulations Danniel, on your placement in the Poetry Soup member contest, “Make my HEAD fall off (L . O . L) Contest Sponsored by: ad Adelana[]”. Your poem is cute and funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny. LOL! You deserve some drum rolls! Your poetic humor shines. Laughingly, Dane Ann
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Date: 3/17/2010 11:55:00 PM
Congrats on your win in the contest..this is a very funny, fishy tale. BG How are you feeling?
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Date: 4/30/2009 2:45:00 PM
Hello Danielle, here's another one to tell to my grandkids. I live apart from them, so when they see me, they ask for a short story. Sometimes I run out. So I have to pick up some from the Poetrysoup funny poems. lol. Ernilando
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Date: 4/9/2009 10:48:00 AM
How this brought a smile to my face and also I believe a bit of the chile in me.I can almost see myself lying on the grass at the waters edge as a chile and watching these two carrying on a conversation that only they can hear.Great piece.
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Date: 4/9/2009 6:46:00 AM
~lol~ Love your mind. Gosh I needed this smile. Thanks. Love, Shar
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Date: 4/8/2009 5:39:00 PM
wonderfully done - very humourous..
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Date: 4/8/2009 11:23:00 AM
wonderful animation! Danielle! the reader enjoys immense fun with this very talented rhyme, jmg... do you have drawings of this great-stuff?
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Date: 4/8/2009 11:02:00 AM
Hi Danielle Oh man, this is just to cute! Big ole smile and a few chuckles is just how I love starting off my day! Take care hun. Happy Easter to you. Many blessings to you and yours. Love Light Truth Patricia
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