The Fish and the Frog

"You're frightfully fat," said the fish to the frog,
"and yet you just sit there, a bump on a log."

Frog opened one eye, looked back at the fish,
"In stillness I'm granted my ultimate wish.
If I sit very still," he said with a shrug,
"I'm able to capture the best tasting bugs."

Said the frog, with a wink, "If you think I am lazy,
I'd answer, it's better than swimming like crazy!"

"Well," said the fish, "I can dart like a flash,
and sometimes jump high and make a big splash!"

"How thrilling," said the frog, with a nod and a yawn,
"but I can swim in the water AND hop on the lawn.
It's the best of both worlds," he said with a croak,
"now do go away like a good little bloke."

"Well, I'm glad that you're happy," his fish scales gleamed,
"Cause your face is the ugliest I've ever seen!"

And, with that, the fish swam quickly away,
and the old frog just smiled, for what could he say?


©Danielle White
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Mehta Avatar
March 26, 2010 at 6:07 PM
Nice and educative
Guzzi Avatar
March 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Loved it so cute...maybe not funny but an excellent lovely verse deserving of high praise and art work!!! and maybe a song too! Light & Love
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March 21, 2010 at 4:46 AM
Cogratulations on your win, Danielle. I love the wit and humor you display in this lovely poem. I love the rivarly between the fish and the frog. You made me laugh and lightened up my day. Enjoy your glory and honor. Have a wonderful day. Love and admiration, Andrew.
Dietrich Avatar
March 20, 2010 at 10:21 AM
That fish was sure a big jealous snob. haha. Conratulations on your win with this cute poem.andrea
Villarosa Avatar
March 20, 2010 at 1:18 AM
I like your creative write, enjoyed the reading and congratulations on winning this contest, Danielle. (^_^) Noel
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March 18, 2010 at 12:12 PM
funny!! congrats on the win, enjoyed!!
Freeman Avatar
March 18, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Congratulations on your success with this poem Danielle. Agape, Moses
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March 18, 2010 at 7:37 AM
Quite competitive frog and fish! Enjoyed the humor, Danielle. Congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, Carolyn
White Avatar
March 18, 2010 at 6:08 AM
Neener Neeener- too funny. Congrats to you Danielle
Sweetheart Avatar
March 18, 2010 at 4:44 AM
Congrats Danielle on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest... a wonderful write and win for u to so enjoy.. luv.. Linda-Marie..
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March 18, 2010 at 12:27 AM
Congratulations Danniel, on your placement in the Poetry Soup member contest, “Make my HEAD fall off (L . O . L) Contest Sponsored by: ad Adelana[]”. Your poem is cute and funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny. LOL! You deserve some drum rolls! Your poetic humor shines. Laughingly, Dane Ann
Gorelick Avatar
March 17, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Congrats on your win in the contest..this is a very funny, fishy tale. BG How are you feeling?
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April 30, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Hello Danielle, here's another one to tell to my grandkids. I live apart from them, so when they see me, they ask for a short story. Sometimes I run out. So I have to pick up some from the Poetrysoup funny poems. lol. Ernilando
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April 9, 2009 at 10:48 AM
How this brought a smile to my face and also I believe a bit of the chile in me.I can almost see myself lying on the grass at the waters edge as a chile and watching these two carrying on a conversation that only they can hear.Great piece.
Winter Avatar
April 9, 2009 at 6:46 AM
~lol~ Love your mind. Gosh I needed this smile. Thanks. Love, Shar
Bellefleur Avatar
April 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM
wonderfully done - very humourous..
Goff Avatar
April 8, 2009 at 11:23 AM
wonderful animation! Danielle! the reader enjoys immense fun with this very talented rhyme, jmg... do you have drawings of this great-stuff?
Sheart Avatar
April 8, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Hi Danielle Oh man, this is just to cute! Big ole smile and a few chuckles is just how I love starting off my day! Take care hun. Happy Easter to you. Many blessings to you and yours. Love Light Truth Patricia
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