The Family Secret

I thought you might like to try this It's a brand new recipe I used to eat it when I was a kid My mama used to make it for me We tried to sell it to that chicken guy I think Colonel Sanders was his name But he said he'd stick with poultry And we could keep the wild game It's got a little bit of wild taste A little gamey, if you will But I'm sure, you're gonna love it And I know you'll eat your fill Grab you a pot with six potatos And cut them up, nice and fat Some carrots and peas for flavor We really can't forget about that Now the salt and pepper is a must Just a little more than a pinch Don't worry about messing this up Cause it really is a cinch Now you better not forget the oregno You gotta have all your spices Then take your meat from the freezer And cut it up in real small slices Just put it on low and let it simmer Till the meat gets nice and pink You may have to open a window or two For sometimes, it tends to stink When it's almost done, you stab it With a stick that you find in the yard Sometimes the meat get's a little bit tough So you may have to poke it pretty hard So, now your meal is finally finished And wasn't that nice and quick? I hope you like this family secret And enjoy your skunk on a stick