The Exorcisim

Have you ever live in a haunted house? The kind that haunts your dreams? Well, I have for many years The house was filled with screams We even had one of those exocisims But the demon just wouldn't leave It only made things worse Like you could never believe It would walk the floors late at night To make it's presence known The sounds it made was horrible As we would listen to it moan It scared my children half to death As it often called their names Seeking to make them do it's bidding As it played it's twisted games My wife said it brought her comfort Just knowing this demon was near She said that we were exaggerating And there was really nothing to fear Everytime the demon approached It's smell would fill the room It was a mixture of it's dirty feet And the smell of it's cheap perfume Then, one day, a stranger appeared My wife's long lost brother He'd rid us of this demon for good For now he would take their mother We helped the demon pack it's clothes And then walked it to the door I was smiling as I waved goodbye Never to see it anymore So, if your house is ever haunted By your crazy mother-in-law Just have your wife pick up the phone And give her brother a call