Notes About The Poem

The Every Day Goings On of Finn Mcgee and Me

What Stout Is About



Me, Finn and McGee
We went to the pub the see
This new fancy Stout
They've been talkin' about
I ordered, and we were served three

Now when I looked down
Me mouth made a frown
For a fly was afloat in me beer
So I tossed the drink out
And I gave out a shout
I'll be wanting a fresh one right here

Finn then looked in
And a fly seemed to swim
In his glass filled with stout so brown
So he pulled the bug out
Then tossed it about
And drank the stout all the way down

Now Wee Luck McGee
looked down just to see
That a fly was floating about
So he grabbed both his wings
And while shaking the thing
Said "Bastard, you best, spit it out"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Richards Avatar
October 2, 2014 at 12:51 PM
Thank you for the morning chuckle, Jerry!! And congrats on being featured this week....well deserved!
Curtis Avatar
October 2, 2014 at 2:41 PM
Thank you Carrie
Frankel Avatar
April 19, 2014 at 9:49 AM
ha, nice one .. very funny , cheers Alex
Curtis Avatar
April 19, 2014 at 11:10 AM
Thanks Alex
Javed Avatar
April 19, 2014 at 9:13 AM
HHAHAHAHA nice one buddy awesome
Curtis Avatar
April 19, 2014 at 11:12 AM
Thanks Hasan, I was hoping I wasn't ruining a good joke
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace