The Escape From Finland

The Escape When Rudolph the red nosed reindeer wanted to Be normal and join the flock on earth, Santa got depressed Sat by many of Finland’s lakes contemplating his life He too was tired of flying through the air and gets a cold He wanted sunlight and a sandy beach. He got hold of a tame water buffalo and an unemployed Drunk from Helsinki and for a while they got away with it Till an elf with a grudge told a newspaper about it and children too Had long wondered why Rudolph had two horn, not antler and why Santa was late, swore and kept falling off his sledge. Santa had to come back from Thailand and sort out this corruption He told twitter he was sorry, but fired blabber mouthed elf. He had to look for sober man to act as Santa and train a new reindeer, Because Rudolph and had got the taste of the high life.