The Drunkard

Feared yet inevitable that I must return
to the humble place that I call home, after
spending a few hours without concern,
at my favourite watering hole, The jester,
 
It being less than half a mile, ten minute walk
but with one step forward two steps back
stopping every person I met, just to talk,
no coordination but vocals I didn't lack,
 
after forty five minutes my house I did arrive,
attempting to insert my key into it's key hole
without success door opened, as if alive,
falling through shouting God save my soul !
 
My dear wife disgusted said I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
So have I, that's why I've come home my love.
    
27/01/2017.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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U.D Palawon  Avatar
February 9, 2017 at 11:56 PM
Humorous :D but I how sad from the poor wife's POV! :)
Pett Avatar
February 10, 2017 at 1:22 AM
Thank you very much Sunita for reading and commenting on this fun write, though like you observed some people's lives are not happy ones, thanks again, Roy.
Kinch  Avatar
February 5, 2017 at 11:01 AM
Funny haha, love it.
Pett Avatar
February 5, 2017 at 4:30 PM
Thank you very Elizabeth so pleased you liked my fun write.
Dietrich Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 12:24 PM
Good one, Roy. I enjoyed this tale!!
Pett Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 12:28 PM
Thank you very much Andrea for reading and commenting, so pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again, Roy.
Turner Avatar
January 27, 2017 at 10:45 PM
Very funny, Roy. I hope you entered this in the funny poem contest:)
Turner Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 2:29 PM
Well I'm Not the judge but if I had written it, I would have entered it:) Good luck!
Pett Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 3:06 AM
Thank you very much Daniel, I didn't enter it into the competition but I have now, so pleased you think it's worthy, thanks again, Roy.
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