The Driving Instructor

The driving instructor
is driving me insane.
Left?......Right?
Around the bend!

Indicate precisely
what you mean.
Please don't behave
like Mr. Bean.
Otherwise, there
could be a scene.

An ambulance may
have to be called.
You may even lose
that other ball!

Please tell me all...
Apart from driving
you know so much.
About stanzas, syllables,
sex, love and such.

I'm waiting patiently
in my car.
My fancy Peugeot,
my powerful steed.
Maybe I could teach
you a thing or two....
about speed.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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January 10, 2016 at 11:38 PM
Hello Jean, Congrats on your win. Love *SKAT*
Murray Avatar
January 11, 2016 at 1:18 AM
Thank you SKAT. From feeling worthless to winning is most encouraging.
A   Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 10:35 PM
Jean :) Congratulations on your awesome win. ""You showed me yours-- now's my turn to show you mine --- LADIES"" Stop by my latest blog if you'd like. I have no poem to share under this topic. In which you wrote bravely. I'd like to share photos of my BUDDY (car).......... Always & Forever ~LINDA~
Murray Avatar
January 11, 2016 at 1:16 AM
I'm thrilled you found me worthy Linda. It's 7am here in Ireland. This evening I must of course have a look at BUDDY. I'm sure you would like my little Peugeot. The top retracts......
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