The Driving Instructor

The driving instructor is driving me insane. Left?......Right? Around the bend! Indicate precisely what you mean. Please don't behave like Mr. Bean. Otherwise, there could be a scene. An ambulance may have to be called. You may even lose that other ball! Please tell me all... Apart from driving you know so much. About stanzas, syllables, sex, love and such. I'm waiting patiently in my car. My fancy Peugeot, my powerful steed. Maybe I could teach you a thing or two.... about speed.