The Doctor Visit

The Doctor Visit I went to the doctors today. He came in to the room. He asked do you smoke. I said "Why now do you see any?" He said,"do you drink", I said," Why do you need one?" Then he said. "Strip off you close". I said," I hope you 're not taking off yours"! Then the doctor said. "Can I see your ears?" I said,'i clean them everyday" Then he says. "Broaden your mouth and stick out your tough,". I said,"I only do that a to my wife"! Then he says."Why are you here today?" I said,"Why Don't you know you 're the doctor"!