The Divorce

When it happened, I was very angry and I was also stunned. My wife filed for a divorce just because Donald Trump won. My wife is smart, sophisticated and she's also very pretty. But I learned that she's also superficial, shallow and petty. My mother always told me to appreciate what I've got. But if you're wondering if I still appreciate my wife, I sure as hell do not. When she broke my heart, she didn't even feel remorse. After seventeen years of marriage, she filed for a divorce. I begged her not to leave but she packed her bags and walked out the door. I was hurt at first but I've learned that I'm lucky not to have my wife anymore. For a while I couldn't stop crying because what she did cut me deep. But I'm a fortunate man to no longer have her because she's a creep. (This is a fictional poem but it's reality for some men)