The Diary of Lord Kellington (15)

Crystal is once again, up the draperies.
She has a veritable path of claw marks
leading from the floor to the curtain staff.

I have decided to ignore her when she does this.
But, as she is lurking behind me, atop the draperies, it is not an easy task.
At any moment, I expect her to pounce.
Ah!  Like father, like daughter.... in a sense.

I realized tonight that I excel at being a Vampire.
never a drop goes to waste.
Never a witness spies me.  Not one that lives, that is.
Never do I go hungry.
Never am I bored, or boring.

Why only earlier this night, I went to the Ballet.
A spritely tune was played by the orchestra, while dancers ran hither and yon upon the 
stage.
I was dressed all in black.
Bland I know.  But "Society" demands somber dress
at the oddest occasions.

I have my own box, from which I enjoy my privacy, while enjoying the entertainment.
Oh, not the entertainment on the stage.
The entertainment of playing the gallant host to my next meal.

I wine and dine them.
Regale them with lively anticdotes.
laugh at the right moments.
Look regretful, when called for.
Show shock, when due.
Outrage, when warranted.

In the end, they leave my box and my company, none the wiser.
mayhap a bit wan and listless.
But, always grateful for a lovely evening. 
They always blame their condition on the wine.
Ha!


~Lord Kellington
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Coulstock Avatar
November 4, 2010 at 12:28 PM
I see he's cultured, me Lord.Though he reminds me of a chameleon sitting waiting to flick out its' tongue ready to snatch its' next meal.Although in his case stick his tongue down their necks.I was going to say throats but it sounds a bit risque.Tell me Lord to get one of those scratching posts for Crystal.She needs something to sharpen her claws on then she might not keep clawing the curtains.I should imagine they're in shreds now. Another entertaining chapter Paula. See you soon. Love June
K. Avatar
November 2, 2010 at 2:15 AM
Enjoy the humor that Lord Kellington has over here-- ;) can't believe it's almost over...
Devonshire Avatar
October 29, 2010 at 1:33 PM
I left the comment on your blog, but wanted to repeat it here. Oooh, so he seeks out his next pray from his box at the opera! Lord Kellington's story has really drawn me in. I don't want to see this series end, Paula! His tolerance for the cat gives me quite a chuckle... LOL Bravo, Paula!! Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
October 29, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Love your storytelling style ,paula. YOu are my last stop on my way out the door. SO many errands I have for today! Luv, andrea
Mehta Avatar
October 28, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Thnx Paula for sharing Lord Kellington impressive poem ............ "The entertainment of playing the gallant host..... " wonderful line. Thanks for stopping by & commenting on my poem " Shining as North Star.... " & wishing me gud luck for contest......Luv/Best wishes......Hitendra Mehta
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