The Demonologist

think of the state of boredom in which 45% of americans exist, wherein they believe their lives are exciting enough to have “ghosts” visit them from “beyond”… understand that the demonologist has read all the works of fiction & uses them to “combat” the “specters” that are conjured up in the heads of these bored bored bored americans. just like in the MOVIE created in HOLLYWOOD, he rambles biblical nonsense speaking of “jesus” in order to “exorcize” the “demons.” the power of “christ” compels you… the power of “christ” compels you… the power of “christ” compels you… is there any coincidence that these bored individuals have lived in the SAME HOUSE in the SAME TOWN working at the SAME JOB for decades? might not these mighty mundane morons be making something up in their heads in order to convince themselves that their lives are interesting? the demonologist plays the static sounds, the “EVP’s” that the believers think are voices from the dead & he encourages them to spill their emotional blood out on the table for him to analyze & get back to them with his assessment. they feel like they are a part of something, they feel that finally someone is taking their insanity seriously… now, with the lights down low & the candles out, the demonologist whispers to himself “genius.”