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The Days of the Knights Shape

. Back in the days of the Knights Lack of wood to cook food would, leave a Knight not able to fight, or not as right as a knight should They'd say xxxxxxxxxxxx "That knight's in ooooooooooooo a daze!" So on those day's they would cut wood. They would call them the wood cut days I suppose as rightly they should! It came to pass one "wood cut day" The cas- tle came under attack The Knights were dazed all night they say When even a snack, they would lack! The fair maid- en needed wood for her stove To get the knights head back in place. That's why when he said, "I've got xxxxxxx wood!" She would glow xxxxx with a smile on her face! *** She cooked up a most bounti- x ful meal. After they ate, they x fought so hard, The Knights with x no daze were winner's. The wood then x stood high in regard! The x moral of the story is this, x When quelling Knights needs, x make no mis- takes. You can x ask any blush- ing maiden, the x difference some good wood makes!

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Date: 9/24/2019 3:08:00 PM
Oh my gosh!! I'm so impressed. Funny, not knowing what was in store, I began reading as "Back in the days of Knight's lack of wood (as if there were such a time ;) I was thinking I must have a dirty mind, until I continued on. Everybody's life is better, I guess, when good wood stands high. LOL. Loved this and the illustration!!
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/24/2019 6:24:00 PM
That's funny!.....I'm glad you liked it Hello!.....pat
Date: 2/24/2019 5:17:00 PM
You have the same sense of humor as my hubby - great knight image too!
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Date: 2/25/2019 7:11:00 AM
I've been trying to cut down on the innuendos but it's hard, so hard!....oops....anyway thanks for commenting and your hubby sounds alright in my book!.....80)
Date: 2/20/2019 8:00:00 PM
An automatic FAVE !!! Wow awesome, Pat. By the way, have you ever been called "a limerick head"? I mean that with utmost admiration.
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